This next could easily be the first time on Top Gear that we've ever played a composition by Haffkine, Locorriere, Sawyer, Elswit, Garfat, Francis, Wolters and Cummings, and it's an invitation to learn a new dance craze d
(JP: 'Co-written by Trevor Lucas and Pete Roche, who also incidentally won the Chipping A Golf Ball Into A Partly Deflated Paddling Pool competition: I don't know what he got for that, but I'm sure it was a handsome prize. We look after our friends on this programme, you know.')d
(JP: 'That's the last from Loudon Wainwright III. While that was playing, I broke me thumbnail. Probably a very symbolic act, in some way or other, I should think.')